Fun Fact: Joe Biden is the first cast member of NBC’s Parks and Recreation to be elected President of the United States of America
I’m fucking so gay firebakl gives me power let’s fonlesbiabb NBC sv I love pussy
the line between not going out as an act of self-care and not going out as a symptom of depression is but a gossamer thread
5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and
Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said
you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies
fun things to slip into conversation include
- “i’m kinda fucking w/ the fourth wall here but-”
- “I’m only saying this for foreshadowing purposes”
- “this’ll make more sense when you meet your nemesis but-”
- “shit that’s not in the script”
- “i thought we cancelled this story arc”
“Probably gonna rewrite this later so-”
“oof that’ll hit the ratings”
“that’s not gonna make it past the censors”
“i’m still amazed this project got greenlit”
“in this political climate???”
